ageofgeek:

deluxetrashqueen:

Today on “I’m an Adult and Get to Decide What That Means”: Mad scientist light switches

piperpancakes:

dissapointment-the-christmas-elf:

piperpancakes:

We only have four days to make shitty textposts about 2021 that will age like milk tumblr rev your engines

i predict that trumpies are gonna riot at some point

Hey dude! What the fuck!

veryfemmeandantifascist:

taurean-the-bully:

the-future-now:

follow @the-future-now

wow!

disabled women of color are capable and deserve to be recognized and respected

mousathe14:

primarybufferpanel:

michaelgovehateblog:

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

the-swift-tricker:

hockeysweetheart:

the-swift-tricker:

honestly i think we should just start reacting to people without masks like they reacted to socks in monsters inc

how dare you be funnier than me

stephanemiroux:

latinotiktok:

I like that you don’t even need to translate to understand.

shonen-mc-wannabe:

nonbinaryvulcan:

theriu:

dracophile:

sensiblereblogifposts:

strandbooks:

Why must the internet hurt me like this?  😫 😫 😫

Reblog if you need a bookmark

So, I heard about this and I can’t find the original, but apparently this started because someone returned a book to a library with a taco in the middle of it.

This post was already perfect, but that origin story made it ascend to a new level

I-

WOW OKAY

Excuse me as I plunge my self into suffocating dark emptiness for eternity to escape you dump survival juice on precious and beloved literature

puppetmaster55:

Fanfiction, or as it’s better known as, Characters Actually Talking to Each Other,